Oh, Deer

As I sipped my morning tea
This pair of small does did I see.
I crept outside, behind a tree
And listened surreptitiously.
Oh my! They were discussing me!

“Top of the food-chain she may be,
But fear not, she won’t harm a flea.”

“According to my plan, you see,
We’ll trespass with impunity
And nibble on her favorite tree....”

click click click

“Oh, goodness me!”
“What’s that I see?”

“She thinks that we will pose for free?!”

“Come, my friend, now let us flee!
We’ll hire an agent! Charge a fee!”

WILDlife? hmm... I disagree!