Saturday, August 19, 2017

Value

Value

My husband and daughter
Lovingly
Call me a cheapskate.
It’s not true!
Ok, maybe it is
But I prefer the word ‘thrifty.’
I look for value.

Take vacations.
Oh, sure, we’ll splurge when we feel the need
(The Four Seasons sees us
At least once a year)
But nothing beats my annual Value Vacation.

Just me and my tent
Twenty two dollars a night
No electricity
No flush toilets
No showers
Notebook, yes. I write poems
Frolic like a freshwater mermaid
Splashing among river-worn rocks,
Dining on secret treats:
Beanie Weenies and chicharrones.

Oh, and don’t call me. There’s no cell service.

Heaven for three whole days!
Now that’s value.


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1 comment:

Paul Sunstone said...

I love your sense of irony -- juxtaposition priceless wilderness with making a thrifty deal.